Being a moral hypocrite seems easy enough; the only requirement is that one has to be a human being, and that’s a common enough thing these days. I mean, look out your window; we’re all over the place, we humans.
We set up our ideals, our rules, and as we fail again and again, dealing with our disappointments again and again, we immediately forget what doesn’t work for us and we attempt the ideal — again! We don’t learn, and that is what makes us become moral hypocrites: because we don’t learn our lessons.
The zodiac signs who are moral hypocrites create ideals and cannot live up to them. These ideals are just that: perfected concepts, untouchable, un-movable. Locked in. You don’t need astrology to figure out which one of your friends is this way.
Monogamous love is an ideal. Life long marriage is an ideal. We told so tightly to these ideals that we break our fingers trying to enforce them as natural, when, indeed, they are ideals, not easy things that can be achieved.
So, when we don’t achieve these ideals — perfect love life, perfect sex life — we think we’ve failed, and we bring that element of negativity into the picture. Self-judgement, then self-hate. All because we couldn’t live up to the rules and regulations of some ideal.
We call ourselves and others hypocrites for it. And when we feel we fail in certain areas, we believe we weren’t true to ourselves and that kind of false character we consider to be reprehensible; we know ourselves to be moral hypocrites. Being that we are all hypocritical, we must turn to astrology to figure out which of them are actually prone to this kind of moral hypocrisy.
1. SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)
What makes you such a moral hypocrite is that your big, brave, scary act is just that: an act. The whole “Scorpio is a sadist” thing is true. But why are they such sadistic creeps? Because they’re all just scared little children who don’t want to be hurt, just like the rest of us.
Except with you, Scorpio; you like to pretend you’re fearless and unfeeling. You let no one know what you’re hiding, but you are hiding… something.
2. GEMINI (May 21 – June 20)
Your silence and inability to communicate your true feelings leaves a lot of people assuming they know what you’re talking about, even when you’re not talking. You allow people to come up with their own thoughts about you; in fact, you rely upon others thinking you are one way when you are the polar opposite of who they think you are.
This makes you untrustworthy. You want them to think one way of you, and when you show them who you really are, you show them how truly bankrupt you are, morally.
3. LEO (July 23 – August 22)
You’ve been a moral hypocrite since the day you were born, and it shows in how much attention you desire and how little you give for it. You want all things on your own terms, and when things work out for you, it’s a beautiful sun-shiny day for all around; however, when you don’t get what you want, you make those around you feel like they are worthless to you, mere pawns in your workshop, easily disposed and value-less.
You’re a hypocrite because you say you need people, yet you treat them like garbage.
4. ARIES (March 21 – April 19)
You believe in love and in monogamous sex, and yet, you are always the first in a relationship to cheat. You try not to think of it as cheating, more like, “I’m just being passionate and impulsive!” But this impulse is ego-driven and blind.
You hurt people regularly because you lead them to believe you are responsible and reliable, but you turn on anyone for the next best thing to come along, because you’re passionate, impulsive and a moral hypocrite.
5. LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)
You’re the number one hypocrite of the entire zodiac, Libra, and even though you know this to be the truth, you’ll just dip your toes into the sand before you and twist it innocently, with a look on your face that says to all of us, “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
As chief manipulator and liar of the stars, you are a complete moral hypocrite because you make people feel good only to tear them down with the hopes of ruining their lives utterly.
6. AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)
You clutch so tightly to your morals and ideas that you forget about people. You have an idea in your mind that you had better cling tightly to all you own; you love to brag about what you have, what you’ve done.
You are a highly jealous and envious sort of person as well, so you tend to covert anything another person has, if they love it. What makes you a moral hypocrite is that you believe in “love thy neighbor” until it’s time to help your neighbor. You don’t help neighbors, Aquarius. You’re not what anyone would ever call “a helpful person.”