When I think of the most dangerous zodiac signs, I think of two categories: the signs that make breaking the rules look fun and maybe even a little intriguing, and the signs that you should definitely stay away from when they suggest doing something not exactly kosher— like stealing a car. Or trespassing on unfamiliar property or robbing a bank.
Just take this mysterious zodiac sign ranking that the FBI apparently created. There is a rumor that the FBI made a list of the zodiac signs most likely to commit a crime.
Of course, SNOPES claims that the infamous FBI Most Dangerous Zodiac Sign List was false, but c’mon! If it was true, would they tell us? Probably not. They are the FBI, and everything they do is top secret.
If you’re committing a crime, you’re probably not all that worried about being called a good girl, right? I’m just sayin’. You’re certainly not expecting your daily horoscope to call you out, either.
And as for getting caught, not everyone is perfect. You can be drawn to crime or be crazy dangerous, but that doesn’t mean you’re able to sneak around like a cat (or a Cancer) and never get caught.
But if you already have a hunch or if you need to confirm that the FBI really does know their stuff about astrology, keep reading to find out which zodiac sign is the most dangerous.
ARIES (Mar 21 – Apr 19)
Aries is always looking for opportunities in life and an opportunity to be dangerous definitely counts.
She’s sometimes impulsive and always a bad ass, and fully believes that rules are made to be broken.
Don’t believe me? Just watch. Aries is always testing the rules to see how far she can get without getting in trouble.
Of course, her impulsivity and semi-rudeness mean that she isn’t going to run and hide if she DOES get caught.
She looks for a fight when she knows that she’s doing something controversial, so even if there are consequences to her dangerous behavior, she won’t back down. Crazy? Maybe. But isn’t that what we love most about Aries?